Ode to Yapoo
A haiku in three parts
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As we fall from grace
Our middle digit rises
In rodent salute
Hope we fall on it
Crushing it's nazi pinhead
Making hamster stew
Before you land though
Aim carefully at its face
Pee stream must be trueWhat better present for a rodent at X-mas time than an original haiku in three parts, you like very much yes?
Awww.... Don't be pissed because your Q%26amp;A's aren't in that gay little download compilation of 2009's best (or worst) Q's.
We ought to make our own compilation. Send it to Google. See what they think.What better present for a rodent at X-mas time than an original haiku in three parts, you like very much yes?
Your verse has moved me beyond words. It would SO have been BA...had they allowed me to see it there.
Genius is always unrecognised....at first. But your reputation amongst the more erudite and select members of the yahoo Community is stellar.
here's my waffley do dahs for ya:
As we ';tripped'; from ephemeral grace
Yammy faced sanctions we must face
emails foreboding
my end unfolding
aww.. bloody hell!!
am gettin some chocolate!
You are the master/of being great when you are/being so evil...
*cries in a fit of jealousy*
His rodenticide
Is my fondest Christmas wish
D-Con, for the win
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