What if you discovered a secret doorway to the rectal passage of a small jungle rodent?

Wonder why the heck I left my car keys there of all places.What if you discovered a secret doorway to the rectal passage of a small jungle rodent?
Go rodent diving?What if you discovered a secret doorway to the rectal passage of a small jungle rodent?
I'd look at you funny like ';Why are you looking for a secret butthole in that rodent?';





That is what you asked, using the word ';rectal'; right?
why would even be looking for a hidden 2nd butthole on a jungle bunny?





Somehow that just seems odd, even for me.


:D
you are sick
i guess i'd meet you there
i'd open the door a bit, peep my head in and yell at the top of my lungs--





';Muhammed!!!!! are you in here again?';





then i'd slam the door shut and run like hell!
ur questions are the greatest
I'd give the secret away to you so you could go explore.'
I would call it...your mouth...





I bet the smell is similar
sell it to richard gere
That is a secret that should never be revealed.
I'd pack my bags and begin what promises to be a wonderful journey....a wonderfully *erotic* journey, that is.
Hey I saw that movie...Being John Malcovitch....