How to get rid of gophers? This is like caddy shack!Smart little rodent keeps coming back.?

I have tried traps,poison,gas,and even a cat..nothing works, any suggestions besides plastic explosives? Very Frustrated!!How to get rid of gophers? This is like caddy shack!Smart little rodent keeps coming back.?
better move to a city where animals dont have to deal with youHow to get rid of gophers? This is like caddy shack!Smart little rodent keeps coming back.?
My best success has been with Old Reliable Macabee Gopher Traps. These are the green wire ones you see at most hardware stores.





I find the area of most recent gopher activity, dig into the run, put a trap down each side of the run (you'll need at least two traps) bait the trap with baby organic carrots, I break the carrot in half and crunch up the greens, this is irrisistable to gophers, cover the holes with a big flat stone and wait. If I do this within a few hours of gopher activity in that area, I usually catch the gopher within a couple of hours.





You'll want to attach your traps to a stake with about 18'; of wire so the gopher can't drag your trap away. A light tug on the wire will tell you if you've trapped the gopher.





Once the little bugger is dead, so long as I didn't trap it in a bed of veges that I eat raw from the ground, like carrots or lettuce, I remove the trap and shove it's body as far into the hole as I can and backfill with dirt. The aroma of rotting gopher usually causes the other gophers to move out of the area.
I have fun, I pour bleach in the hole and add something that creates a power full gas and run....





Just kidding a golfer trap works really well
get a dog